Top 30 Artists of 2011: #10 – LMFAO Total Points – 160 Charted Songs: 13 Party Rock Anthem – LMFAO Featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock 88 points 29 Sexy And I Know It – LMFAO 72 points Last Year’s Rank: N/A Damn you for being so catchy. I liked LMFAO [...]
Top 30 Artists of 2011: #11 – Bad Lip Reading Total Points – 154 Charted Songs: 30 GANG FIGHT — a Bad Lip Reading 71 points 48 (ROCKIN’) ALL NITE LONG — A Bad Lip Reading 53 points 71 BLACK UMBRELLA (The Right Stuff) — a Bad Lip Reading 30 points Last Year’s [...]
Top 30 Artists of 2011: 27 Rebecca Black Total Points – 85 Charted Songs: 16 Friday – Rebecca Black (85 points) Last Year’s Rank: N/A What can I say about Rebecca Black that hasn’t been said? I dunno. I actually find “Friday” to be catchy in the most annoying internet music kind of way. [...]
Here’s a video to wash all the Rebecca Black offa you. Sure, I love me a good Panda video, but what many don’t realize is that I also appreciate Red Pandas. Snow is fun isn’t it?
Rebecca Black just kinda exploded. Part of it was because the song was crap and people like Daniel Tosh made fun of the song, but another part of it was because it’s so freaking hysterical. I mean I’m not going to judge the fact that teenage girls dream of their weeks being over and having [...]
I spent a good hour yesterday trying to dig my car out. It wasn’t that it was several feet, but it was the fact that this weather pattern on Sunday was rain -> sleet -> snow. It was actually quite warm Sunday when I ran errands, but not the point. The biggest issue was getting [...]
Here are some musings from proctoring my first test. Of course I can’t talk about the test itself or any details of who or what. But here you go. Number of people drinking Red Bull: Three (two with the big can) – I’m not normally the type that would drink Red Bull right before a [...]
Justin Bieber Total Points: 90 Charted Songs: “Baby” – #25** , “Eenie Menie (ft. Justin Bieber)” by Sean Kingston – #87 Usher totally made a cash cow out of this Canadian kid didn’t he? I’m pretty hit or miss with Justin Bieber, I understand that teen pop stars come and go and Justin is just [...]
Last night the Emmy’s rocked. I was at the TV Squad live chat snarking away. But I was surprised how amazing the opening sequence was. Here it is below: Now I thought maybe, they’d get some NBC related people but the whole cast of characters ran the gamut from CW to (now) Lifetime. I guess [...]
It seems like in the past few years I’ve seen more and more parents placing their children on some sort of safety harness. I continue to look and laugh at the idea of parents putting Monkey Bags on their children. Don’t get me wrong, I think putting wild children on leashes sounds like a good [...]
I sat at the Southwest terminal in Orlando Airport looking around at passers-by, the airplanes going to and fro, and the families nearby. I turned to Mark and told him “Everyone looks like such Long Islanders.” He glanced around and agreed. Many of the passengers were Caucasian with some sort of fake tan, they dressed [...]

Hollywood week is my favorite time on American Idol, we’ve finally gotten past the crappy singers and one wonders how well the rest do. Yesterday there were about 180 contestants, tonight is about 96 contestants all doing my favorite part (which doesn’t get enough air time): Group performances. I think both American Idol and So [...]

Apparently the Polish (according to this news article) think that the “Pedobear” is one of the many mascots of the Vancouver Olympics. While the design is somewhat close, I think that it’s something that you shouldn’t mistake. Don’t get me wrong, Pedobear is one of those many interesting internet sensations, but the name alone points [...]

For once, I was ready for snow. I was like, “Bring it on weather!” I had my gloves, scarf, thermal pant-things, and ear grips ready. Then what happened? No snow. Sorry, everything just went to the south. Now in all reality, I’m happy nothing happened. I got my car washed yesterday to wash off all [...]

American Idol has created a lot of random crap over the years, while some are good (She Bangs as interpreted by William Hung) others are bad (that “We’re Brothers Forever” by Renaldo Lapuz was just stupid) and this year, we get “Pants on the Ground.” Here are my top three favorite remixes: Number 3 Number [...]

Why does it seem like more people are concerned about the Conan O’Brien/Jay Leno debacle than the problems with Haiti? Probably only because it’s easier to watch videos of Conan on YouTube than the horrors of Haiti. I recently saw a photo of all these protesters in the rain complaining to NBC about Conan/Jay. Now [...]
I’m a big fan of the Auto-Tuners over at The Gregory Brothers YouTube page, so when I saw them auto-tuning the Charlie bit me viral video, I fell in love. I am tempted to turn the charlie bit me section into my ringtone.

You know, I never thought that Massachusetts was hard to pronounce (spell? yes. pronounce? no.) But it turns out that Germans can’t. I find it a very interesting form of advertising. “Don’t go here because you can’t pronounce it.” I guess it’s our give and take from JFK speaking in German.

Everyone tried a “Single Ladies” video, but I think the most impressive one comes from the user CoconutFishy. Her rendition of “Single Ladies” while wearing an It mask is classic. I showed the video once to Eric’s mother and she thought Eric and I wanted to see it because of the girl’s bouncy boobs. Then [...]