Ever since i was a kid I would watch my sister interacting with other people. Whether it be the guy at the grocery, the woman at the DMV or the people trying to buy tickets from her at Playland there were obviously times when she would have to speak. It came to my attention that [...]
I laughed hysterically when I saw this video on YouTube today: Then I kinda got sad. I realized my mother must be cooler than me, she already saw Inception. Hell, she even has a facebook account and chronically gets messages and tags. Tags! I don’t even get tagged anymore. I have no friends that tag [...]

Inconsistant. That’s probably the best word to describe my blogging on my own personal site. That’s gotta suck a bit. I mean I’m sure there are people out there that look at this and go: well, I’m never going to look at this again. Whoops. I lost another reader. Well, I’ve been busy, like every [...]
Well, I guess I got what I wished for: snow. Yay! I spent part of the day shoveling, but it was a bit moot. I think another four inches of snow added itself to the shoveled area so I’m gonna have to go out and shovel yet again sometime before American Idol (heh). I’m not [...]
Often times, my parents wake me up with a task to do. Let’s buy a couch, let’s go to Costco, you want lunch? Of course I’m gonna say yes. The image of my mother struggling with a big case of Poland Spring water always pops up in my head and I’m feeling guilty. So I [...]

Everyone tried a “Single Ladies” video, but I think the most impressive one comes from the user CoconutFishy. Her rendition of “Single Ladies” while wearing an It mask is classic. I showed the video once to Eric’s mother and she thought Eric and I wanted to see it because of the girl’s bouncy boobs. Then [...]

I have been trying my best to clean out my closets and drawers of clothes that I just don’t wear. Lots of fashions that I now laugh at that I thought was cool from High School. I still can’t believe that was a little more than five years ago. Either way my pants and shirts [...]
Sometimes clothes are cool. Then a decade passes and you look like a dumbass.
…buy my sister’s book. The book’s called My Day With Lola: A Letter To My Mom. It’s apparently autobiographical. Am I a fan of the book? Well, she’s my sister. That’s all I am going to say. If you really want my opinion, leave me a facebook message or something.
Look, face it: You’re Ugly.